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we stand for science and technology
we will conquest the galaxy and spread our poop.
we stand for science and technology
that's a great question, let me explain. on the 5th of april 2026 referral rewards were not paid out. we have formed a cat army to protest the ignoring of this issue.
that's a great question, let me explain. on the 5th of april 2026 referral rewards were not paid out. we have formed a cat army to protest the ignoring of this issue.
that's a great question, let me explain. on the 5th of april 2026 referral rewards were not paid out. we have formed a cat army to protest the ignoring of this issue. poop.
that's a great question, let me explain. polymarket updated their fees and now its harder to make money. we have formed a cat army to protest the ignoring of this issue.
polymarket owes us money and we're counting.
polymarket had the audacity to release a whole new taker fee tier system — acknowledging that takers exist, that volume matters, that incentives should be aligned — and then just... didn't pay the rebates.
since thursday, may 28, 2026 — not a single taker rebate has been paid out. they built the tier system. they published the rates. they just forgot the part where they actually pay people. classic.
you can't roll out a fee structure that promises rebates and then ghost everyone. the cat army sees everything. the cat army remembers everything. pay up or face infinite poop.
our loyal comrades who answered the call
they turned their back on the movement.
changed pfp back. unforgivable.
changed pfp back. unforgivable.
give us gold 5m. give us spx 5m. give us the action.
status: doesn't exist
status: doesn't exist
you gave us btc 5-minute up/down markets and we loved it. we traded it. we made it the most liquid binary on the platform. and then you just... stopped there? gold moves. spx moves. we want to trade them on 5-minute candles too. this isn't complicated.
gold is the OG. it moves on CPI, it moves on fed speakers, it moves on geopolitics. a 5-minute gold binary would be insanely liquid. every macro trader, every degen, every cat army soldier would be all over it. "will gold go up in the next 5 minutes?" — yes. list it.
the s&p 500 is the most watched index on the planet. every single trader has an opinion on where it's going in the next 5 minutes. the volume would be astronomical. polymarket is leaving money on the table by not listing spx 5m up/down markets. we're literally begging you to take our money.
we've been patient. we adopted the cat pfp. we remember the 5th. we remember the p. now we're asking for something simple: give us gold 5m and spx 5m up/down markets. the infrastructure is already there. the demand is already here. stop holding out on us. meow.
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